newwspaper stories

REVELERS PAINT SPANISH TOWN RED IN TOMATO FIGHT:
-WHO:revelers in Spain.
WHAT:tons of thousands oof ripe TOMATOES.
WHEN: wednesday morning.
WHERE:Bumol,Spain.
WHY:just fo fun.
HOW:with a ton of tomatoes and about 40,000 people.
BABY FOR SALE ON EBAY-BABY FOR SALE?
-WHO:German police and a 7 month old male baby.
WHAT:baby is being put for sale on ebay.
WHEN:put on sale tuesday.
WHERE:Germany
WHY:parents said it as a joke, but police didnt see the humor in it.
HOW:they posted it on ebay and the bidding start was $1.58..it was a joke.
STOP EATING SCISSORS:
-WHO:A guy
WHAT:he swallows a pair of scissors.
WHEN:april 2,2009
WHERE:un noted
WHY:accident
HOW:he was picking his teeth wiht the scissors when they went down his throat.
CAT vs. PEANUT BUTTER JAR:
-WHO:a cat named wild oats
WHAT:cats head stuck inside a peanut butter jar.
WHEN:December2,2007
WHERE:memphis
WHY:the cat was probally hungry...yummy p. butter!
HOW:ccat stuck his head i jar and had it on for 19 days sraight!
WEIRD BASEBALL NEWS:
-WHO:basaeball umpire.
WHAT:he ejected the whole crowed for showing dislike.
WHEN:July1,2009
WHERE:west burlington
WHY:the umpire didnt like the wat the crowed was behaving..unrully.
HOW:he ejected them, told them to leave.